Never say never or you are a bitch. :I

There has been problems with my anus, I have no idea what is wrong with it so I am posting this to see if you people of newgrounds would know what is wrong with it. I tried to find a solution but the doctors only give me one answer and say smile. I do not know what they mean by smile because how can I smile when my anus looks like this? So please, who ever knows what is wrong with my anus, place a comment to see if there is anything wrong with it.

With Love,
UltimatePotHead

P.S.

Tom Fulp will you marry me?

I made this picture a long ass time ago and I posted it in deviant art for some weird reason. If you want to know the user name of my deviant art is CorruptedAce or you can wait your ass till I make new damn submissions you hoes.

I WAS BORN WITH NO PENIS! THAT IS WHY I HAVE A PET COCK!